Google Gulp

Google Gulp

Another great service from Google - but still in beta - and launched on April 1st:-)

Designed to "quench your thirst for knowledge", Google Gulp is "a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty." Plus "it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge."

The FAQ tells you all you need to know about Google Gulp from how it works ("to comprehend the long version of this answer, you'd need a PhD (from Stanford, natch)") to when will Google Gulp come out of beta, to which their response is:

"Man, if you pressure us, you just drive us away. We'll commit when we're ready, okay? Besides, what's so great about taking things out of beta? It ruins all the romance, the challenge, the possibilities, the right to explore. Carpe diem, ya know? Maybe we're jaded, but we've seen all these other companies leap headlong into 1.0, thinking their product is exactly what they've been dreaming of all their lives, that everything is perfect and hunky-dory and the next thing you know some vanilla copycat release from Redmond is kicking their butt, the Board is holding emergency meetings and the CEO is on CNBC blathering sweatily about "a new direction" and "getting back to basics." No thanks, man. We like our freedom."